Holy Gosh Damn - I'm tired! Good thing your parents only get feted for the 50th once. ZZZzzz

Snapple tells me that a full moon is nine times brighter than a half moon. I wonder if I have 9x brighter phases. Limitless!!

Absolutely San Francisco morning. It's beautiful Madge, ya gotta see this.

Seriously Hyatt Fisherman's Wharf? You locked down the TV with LodgeNet? I can't connect my iPad or iPhone? I got Sheraton to take it off.

Monday, hello. You're bitterly early today - this makes me sad.