Significant gloating and post meal food coma attack. System shutting down, danger Will Robinson, Danger.

http://ping.fm/5awa9 So how is going to LA Pride w/me??

Okay do you're too lazy to push no receipt at the ATM. Sí you leave the paper showing you have $5700 I'm your account - A$$HOLE!!

Lesbian whispers in my ear: "what kind of self-respecting gay man doesn't have breath mints or gum?" Note to self - get breath mints for car

Dental visit day - I promise not to post x-rays.

So frickin' tired, must be time to go back to work :-(

so... I was just watching the iPad2 'event' - I HEART the Garage Band demo. I so wish I wasn't tune deaf. It looks like serious fun :-(

(On the road again) x 2 windshield wipers slapping out a 2/4 keeping perfect time w/song on the radio - ok, so it's not raining, shot me

Heading for Ike's in the Castro for dinner. Comes highly recommended.

101 South is 3 lanes of going nowhere from Petaluma to the Golden Gate. Sooo glad I stayed in San Rafael & traveled North.

My motel neighbors are using too much bandwidth. Slingbox is choppy tonight.

@adamlambert @cassidyhaley need to entertain me. I'm bored avoiding work.

Safeway sushi is healthier than Burger King or Taco Bell right? Sushi 3 days/year fake Wasabi. I'm getting my Omega 3s regardless.

Needing to be entertained!!

NatalieKills BreakYouHard

Thought it creepy geese watching me breakfast realized mating season & little lady has 2 suitors. Color me envious

Uterus, fallopian tubes, mother Monster, birth of a species w/in a species. Gonna have 2 shorten 4 dancing but I like BornThisWay @ladygaga